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Transylvania's For Suckers

by Billy Creepshow

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The children of the night, what sweet music they Make I have awaken from bloodless rest To welcome my German guest He has traveled from a great nation To this Carpathian destination First we'll drain you of your blood Then we'll take everything you love 'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers Thomas awakes in the middle of the night And notices my hungry bite But there's nothing you can do Once you're food for Nosferatu First we'll drain you of your blood Then we'll take everything you love 'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers Motherfuckers Motherfuckers Motherfuckers I am immortal, shall know no end Eternal dusk to arise from my coffin I must go and catch a flight And christen thee thy children of the bite First we'll drain you of your blood Then we'll take everything you love 'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers I will never fear the mortal grave Patron saint of the depraved 'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers Motherfuckers Motherfuckers Motherfuckers
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Centuries ago, my body was encased In this murderous tomb Not realizing I would return To instate their doom My ancient castle tainted with their modern dishonor But they have sprung my trap A bloody pit of horror Echoing, off the brick walls in the night Edith, it’s on you I’ve placed my sight A muscle man, separated from real society The rebirth of terror his reality I am the man, you’ll die in fear Your death is near, I am the Crimson Executioner When the pendulum falls down One will meet their end The others I choke in the cellars My dungeon grave I defend My vengeful soul set loose From the broken Tribunal seal Make up for the hundreds of years The world went without my torturous steel, fuck Die by the boobytrap, arrows in the walls Or die the spider’s poison in its claws Why not be iron maidened on the bed Or drive around in circles 'cause you’re dead I am the man, you’ll die in fear Your death is near, I am the Crimson Executioner In the torture chamber, none will escape the wrath Of this muscle tone obsessed psychopath Poisoned barbs leave his perfect body contaminated Embraced by his lover death, the executioner is terminated I am the man, you’ll die in fear Your death is near, I am the I am the man, you’ll die in fear Your death is near, I am the Crimson Executioner
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The sepulchral ground splits The rising of the dead Soulless ghouls seek blood The graveyard is moonlit Reflective pools of red Speckle the broken mud They have risen from Hell Enchanted by an evil spell To feast upon the living Past the Witching Hour They will devour On those whose sins are unforgiven Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon It awaits in the night No light behind its eyes That peer for victims in the dark Its carnassial bite Will insure its prey dies Then reanimates with Devil's Marks The jugulars it severs Moves the beast towards forever None of God's creatures loved less In the ancient woods It stalked humans for food In eras now approaching timelessness Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon Evil begets death Can't you feel the end Our blood sustains the undead Until the last gasped breath Hell and Earth mended And no need of daily bread Because death can only feed On the souled meats As they're lowered in the ground And under doomed moons Humans sit in gloom Waiting to hear the shovel's sound Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon Thine life has ended on the black Sabbath The reaper's scythe points to thy tomb (tomb) The Hell-pits burn, sinning souls suffer Buried under a doomed moon
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We're all running all around town Trying to get from where the cats are found Crazy shit's about to go down These greasers are moldy green and bloody red They'll only go down for a bullet in the head I hope you packed your lead for the cats of the living dead You better get the Hell out of the way If you don't want to become their pray These undead cats are really stray These greasers are moldy green and bloody red They'll only go down for a bullet in the head I hope you packed your lead for the cats of the living dead They were delinquents when they were alive With their leather and switch-knives Now they're hungry for your brains Eyeballs hang from their wallet chains The streets have turned into a straight brawl Hit them in the kneecaps with 8-balls These zombie punks are still gonna crawl These greasers are moldy green and bloody red They'll only go down for a bullet in the head I hope you packed your lead for the cats of the living dead
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Gravel being thrown around your head Shovels digging up your dirt bed Water hose to clean up this bloodbath Me, I'll get the last fucking laugh Drag, drag, dragging you a country mile I think I saw something like this on Forensic Files You shouldn't have pissed me off You're only sorry (sorry) One more swing and your head's coming off You're only sorry 'cuz I have an axe Road signs blur on my drive back You lay under dirt and burlap sack I turn up Motörhead While you do nothing 'cuz you're fucking dead Drag, drag, dragging you a country mile I think I saw something like this on Forensic Files You shouldn't have pissed me off You're only sorry (sorry) One more swing and your head's coming off You're only sorry 'cuz I have an axe D.E.A.D. You shouldn't have pissed me off You're only sorry (sorry) One more swing and your head's coming off (motherfucker) You're only sorry 'cuz I have an axe 'Cuz I have an axe, motherfucker
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Nuclear fallout blankets ruined cities There's no longer you and I, just me Panicked onlookers run to their deaths As we're sucked in by the cloud's breath Collapse of the world as we knew it One last chance and we blew it Up with an atomic bomb And just like that, society's gone The future ain't what it used to be And the future ain't what it used to be Centuries later and things are the same Police and robbers is the game That we all play as corpses litter the roads And there's no going home Radiation has eaten its way Through fucking flesh and humanity If you wonder what it's like in Hell Don't look here this makes it look swell The future ain't what it used to be And the future, it ain't what it used to be motherfucker Fuck
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Way back in 1956 Elvis shook his hips Got the kids hooked on the rock'n'roll rhythm Musical exorcism Sell your souls To rock'n'roll Sell your souls Call me on the line I'll be there anytime Dial 666 And I'll be your Devil Man Way back in 1956 Elvis shook his hips Got the kids hooked on the rock'n'roll rhythm Musical exorcism Sell your soul To rock'n'roll Sell your souls Call me on the line I'll be there anytime Dial 666 And I'll be your Devil Man Call me on the line I'll be there anytime Dial 666 And I'll be your Devil Man I'll be your Devil Man
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When we're all alone, I feel so very high Do anything to save you like The Brain That Wouldn't Die We're both skin and bones, that all decays But we could live 6 feet deep, forever there we'd stay Corpse, skeleton, ashes I don't really care Just as long for eternity, you're always there You can have this mortal life, and share what we got But to be buried next to you would be such a lovely place to rot Life can be one big trip, sometimes it's a hassle But forever my heart is locked inside your Nightmare Castle Just like Gomez and Morticia, we stay side by side Even when it's time for a bath of formaldehyde Corpse, skeleton, ashes I don't really care Just as long for eternity, you're always there You can have this mortal life, and share what we got But to be buried next to you would be such a lovely place to rot Go Once upon a time, we were walking amongst the graves Pondering mortality and death, from which no one's saved Clinging onto lives that will wash away like summer rains Until we return to the earth and through the flowers live again Corpse, skeleton, ashes I don't really care Just as long for eternity, you're always there You can have this mortal life, and share what we got But to be buried next to you would be such a lovely place to rot Rot, rot, rot
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Assimilate, as we catch on it's already too late Mind games slow us down, already too deep in the ground Ostracized from the pods that are swarming like flies How can we survive when we don't even know who's truly alive They come from beyond the stars As an infection settling beneath the skin Our castrated humanity performed as They, they, they wear our skin Escape, the only chance from this intergalactic rape We walk through the streets afraid of who we'll see Invasion, a numbers game of elimination Until there's nothing left, until there's nothing fucking left They come from beyond the stars As an infection settling beneath the skin Our castrated humanity performed as They, they, they wear our skin
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In black and white lies a Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine An Elegy for those lost in the cracks of space and time For the ones that never returned from the After Hours The darkness is a Fever and they were devoured Come Wander With Me To a place beyond reality In the black starry sky, you might find The cracks, the cracks within your mind You'll probably never make it back home Your next stop is in the Twilight Zone The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street And they're here To Serve Man, as a recipe But we're a Mirror Image, People Are Alike All Over Maybe we're The Invaders in the Eye Of The Beholder Come Wander With Me To a place beyond reality In the black starry sky, you might find The cracks, the cracks within your mind You'll probably never make it back home Your next stop is in the Twilight Zone In the black starry sky, you might find The cracks, the cracks within your mind You'll probably never make it back home Your next stop is in the Twilight Zone
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Trick or treat, smell my feet Give me something good to eat Candy apples and razor blades A tasty snack to the grave Jack-o-lanterns light the way Reminders of our mortality And though our corpses will give in We're here right now for Samhain It's the devil's night And you'll die of fright Am I covered in pumpkin guts Or the innards of some slut? It's the devil's night And you'll die of fright Am I covered in pumpkin guts Or the innards of some slut? We knock on the door Don't ask us if we're 24 Put the candy in the bag I won't ask twice you salty hag It only comes once a year Then just like us it disappears And though our corpses will give in We're here right now for Samhain It's the devil's night And you'll die of fright Am I covered in pumpkin guts Or the innards of some slut? It's the devil's night And you'll die of fright Am I covered in pumpkin guts Or the innards of some slut?

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released October 31, 2020

Billy Creepshow- Vocals, Guitar
Jake Eaves- Bass
Bryon Myers- Drums, Production

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Billy Creepshow Nederland, Texas

Horror punk/heavy metal band Billy Creepshow formed in May 2016 as the brainchild of the frontman of the same name.

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